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CLASS NOTES:
EVOLUTION
Because Darwin's Theory of Evolution is a religion with no factual evidence to back it up, and it's preached by scientists with God complexes who want us to believe that they are the only gods we should listen to, and Survival of the Fittest is the only commandment in life, be prepared to defend yourself against the following:
1. Flying beer bottles.
2. Rage, ridicule and spittle.
3. Gross laughter.
4. Threats to a) burn you at the stake, or b) end your career.
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| "As by this theory, innumerable transitional forms must have existed. Why do we not find them embedded in the crust of the earth? Why is not all nature in confusion [of halfway species] instead of being, as we see them, well-defined species?"
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Charles Darwin, quoted in H. Enoch, Evolution or Creation (1966), p. 139.
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"I am quite conscious that my speculations run quite beyond the bounds of true science."
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--Charles Darwin, letter to Asa Gray, Harvard biology professor, cited in Charles Darwin
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"Evolutionism is a fairy tale for grown-ups."
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Professor Louis Bounoure, French scientist.
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"Scientists who go about teaching that evolution is a fact of life are great con men, and the story they are telling may be the greatest hoax ever. In explaining evolution we do not have one iota of fact."
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--T.N. Tahmisian, physiologist for the Atomic Energy Commission.
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